Book, Music & Lyrics copyright 1998
by SCOTT MARTIN

(This page now featuring MP3 audio clips)

A hotel ballroom outside of Cleveland, Ohio is the setting for the International GlamaGore ScreamiCon, an annual convention for fans, collectors and celebrities of the direct-to-video B-movie horror film genre. The special guests this year are six of the sexiest and most popular actresses in the business -- collectively known as the SCREAM QUEENS.


ALEXIS is the businesswoman, carefully managing her money and publicity to maximize the rewards from her acting career. When beauty and popularity fade, she plans to put her Ph.D. to good use as a college professor.


BIANCA is the good-natured Southern homebody and mother of two young twin boys. After years as a waitress and topless dancer, she is happily married to a cartoonist who encourages her to use her ample attributes to provide for the family.


DEEDEE is a former prom queen, turned biker chick, turned porno star. Anxious to break through as a respectable actress ala Traci Lords, she simultaneously grinds out her horror films and XXX shorts in hopes of someday screwing someone who can genuinely advance her career.


NADINE is the senior member of the Queens, having started her career in many of the European horror films of the early 70s. Her classy British demeanor and ageless physical allure has kept her a favorite amongst the fans for two generations.


RICHELLE is the most popular horror starlet of the late 80s, famous for her athletic body and near-perfect breasts -- which she displays in all of her films -- and for her trademark characterization of a chainsaw-wielding psychotic killer bimbo.


TONYA is the youngest Queen, still naive and hopeful about movie stardom and a career in show business. She diligently attends Hollywood acting classes, eager to extend the range of her one-dimensional, blonde, bimbo film characters.


They perform a 90-minute musical revue that they have specially written themselves for the ScreamiCon fans. They sing, dance, clown and tease, taking us on a hilarious journey through their lives and careers as celebrity hopefuls and cult sex symbols.

During the show, they read and answer several fan letters, present a "Lifetime Achievement Award" to a famous horror film personality and involve the audience in a "screaming contest" and an improvised "Q & A" session. They also present their "demo reels," brief video highlights from their most popular horror films.

And a good time is had by all!



Musical arrangements by Christopher J. Freyer



SCREAM QUEENS -- 1.3 MB


I GOT ALL OF THE TALENT I NEED -- 1.5 MB


FAY WRAY -- 863 KB


GOTCHA CORNERED -- 1 MB


STILL IN DEMAND -- 1.1 MB


EVERYBODY STARTS AT THE BOTTOM -- 606 KB


I'M ALRIGHT, MOMMA -- 1.1 MB


SOUTH OF THE BORDER -- 706 KB


HAPPY ENDINGS -- 751 KB


DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR -- 1 MB


ROGER CORMAN -- 928 KB


SPECIAL FX -- 1.1 MB


REMEMBER THE NAME -- 915 KB



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