"Sometimes we get to do bits in major studio hits,
'Cause no one thinks we can handle the lead.
But when we star in a horror movie
Then we got all of the talent we need."

"I wanna be like Fay Wray,
The perfect damsel in distress;
Clutched in the hand of a big hairy ape
Wearing not much of a dress."

"Look out, he's gotcha cornered in the kitchen,
Gotcha cornered in the bedroom;
Gotcha cornered and you're all alone."

"Still in demand; yes, I'm still in demand
By twelve-year-old gawkers who think I have knockers
From Fantasyland."

"Everybody starts at the bottom.
That's how you got to play the game.
And never squawk about the kind of schlock
You must do before you're a name."

"And I'm alright, Momma;
'Cause actin' in a movin' picture
is a good way to get richer,
And since it ain't in the scripture
don't keep callin' it a sin!"

"We're gonna shoot south of the border.
We're driving down to Mexico.
We have to flee from the unions in Hollywood.
They could stop production for good.
If they caught us filming, they would!"

"That bimbo in the poster,
She's not the real me.
But that's what every boyfriend
Expects that I should be."

"If you'd like to do the sequel
And avoid most of the gore,
Just don't go into that nursery
And don't answer that telephone
And don't, don't, don't open that door!"

"He never splurges, he never spends
Except when he wants a new Mercedes Benz.
But Roger Corman always left a big tip for me."

"Scream Queens might say goodbye,
But Scream Queens never really die!"